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The man accused of raping an 11-year-old girl did not appear in court for his probable cause hearing on Wednesday as was scheduled. Officials said David Lynch was out of control and irrational, so he could not be physically moved from in Thurston County Jail for his court appearance.
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Blood leapt out of her nose in the shape of a liquid spike. I took her hand in mine. White light passed between us. Men prowling in the perimeter of our table eyed me with the knives in their lives. Alex and Natalya. In the underground churchyard of criminal wisdom. I bent down to tie my shoe and decided I’d better watch my back. (Poland to privatize stock exchange)
During the last 5 days, Mechanical Turk workers looked at more than 560,000 images from 3 satellites, covering nearly 3,500 square miles of ocean. A group of experts is currently reviewing the images that workers identified, and sending their results to the appropriate authorities.
Build your own alien contact kit. Master your majesty. Unfold your heart’s dumbest desire. I am a camera. I am capturing you. Heal and release the past. How can the Law of Attraction transform your life? It can’t. I can’t. We can’t. You can’t. You can. Your trash is beautiful. The biosphere has no limits. The human experiment will not be dimmed. GM prepping Chevy Sequel fuel cell vehicle for 2010.
“Don’t worry if you can’t read me. Most people can’t,” I said.
“I know. I am not that experienced.”
“Pan is your father,” she said. “You must cross this bridge.” Blackberries brought their limbs to rest against us. A broken down train track pointed ugly teeth at us.
“Even if he is, I’m not going across there.”
They showed me the dish painted with a bird as the phone rang. A pink elephant with one foot up on a ball. Made me swallow something that expanded. Designed to isolate the robot inside. The constant wishing of your toilet brush. The acid touch of your chemical lips transforms me. Cauliflower children of our lust. I am an axe murderer and you have shot me. A lot of things happened all at once. My mashed teeth gnashing in the twilight of our unconscious longing. The seedbed of mystery where we planted ourselves and grew, one in the other. Noone stopping to ask why or how. The yoga of our undoing. The kabbalah of how we took care not to hurt each other. Mannequins roasting in the firelight. God coated your caramel skin on the last day of creation.
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Dylan goes electric in every single worldline. I checked.
I will come to you in every cor(o)ner. I will lay with you in every broken-armed cross-wing. I am a broken beggar. I will not be asking you for anything.
A planetary culture based on compassion and rational use of resources. Are dogs, cats, or other animals ticklish?
And remember, there is going to be an interim period, an interval, when the ego will be shattered, when you will not know who you are, when you will not know where you are going, when all boundaries will melt.
You will simply be confused, a chaos.
Because of this chaos, you are afraid to lose the ego. But it has to be so. One has to pass through the chaos before one attains to the real center.
And if you are daring, the period will be small.
Companies are like puppies. Constantly seeking affection and approval. Constantly wanting you to spend your time and energy playing fetch with them. Global Warming Will ‘Continue For Centuries‘
(Visualize your dream)
(Record it in the present tense)
(Put it into a permanent form)
(If you persist in your efforts)
(You can achieve dream control)
(Dream control)
The circle contains a star called “God.” The wheels on the bus go round and round. Ocean waves crash on our faces as we lay waiting to die. Bubble guns burst into flames. Our green living columnist defends her stance on sushi. A ragtag band of ardent surfers has matured into a powerful force for coastal protection. Small Explosion Heard Near U.S. Base in Japan, Pentagon Says.
Little known in his home country, the boyish-looking US nuclear envoy has become something of a celebrity in China’s capital for his role in talks on North Korea’s atomic weapons program.
Membre de diom, my friends. You will take the puppies and then I will give you a ring and then I will take the puppies and you will give me a ring.
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http://deoxy.org/egofalse.htm
O what, so you’re John the Baptist now? Elitist, pretentious bullshit. Why can’t you post something useful like Goro Adachi?
Fuck the fish. I like fish and I love sushi.
Two of the best things I’ve read on the Internet today:
“Energize your butthole.”
“Why can’t you post something useful like Goro Adachi?”
I can’t decide which is funnier or more meaningful.
Well, I can’t make head nor tails of your post but I read that article you just linked to, thanks. I think I got somthing out of it.
That’s excellent, b/c I was trying to get a “rise” out of you, specifically! I had you in mind when I posted those things, so I’m glad I could oblige.
I missed the Slash reference this time, but maybe I need to reread.
Perhaps the angel with the last trumpet will sound if we all honk our car horns at midnight (jerusalem time) this Rosh Hashanah.
“In the Temple of Love, shine like thunder, cry like rain.”
> The human biocomputer cannot be programmed with negative commands.
Well, that’s probably true… of course, it reads like a challenge ;-D
… don’t listen to negative commands, people!
I feel a need to reply to your thoughts in the comments in the previous thread.
First… objective reality… hmm. Maybe ‘objective ineffable reality’ - in that it’s objective but that doesn’t necessarily mean it can be put into words. The best we can do is point out the landmarks.
Now this one reality necessarily contains all the observers… which segues nicely into that famous poem by John Donne about no man being an island.
Perhaps there are many observers because one observer couldn’t comprehend the whole thing. Apparently the first man required company, so they say…
Now, as for the tendency to carve up reality into little slices with names (in the same way as the universe has many observers): I guess this is inevitable and related to the creation of useful landmarks, and indeed to be celebrated.
Beyond this there’s the tendency for a single distorting lens: a common, incomplete perspective. And /that/ rings falsely to me. It’s a little slice with a name, like all the others (I call it the Campaign in my own head), but with the purpose of hiding the reality of all the others. It doesn’t seem inevitable and it doesn’t seem, for want of a better word, any good.
thanks for the chris deburg brother………it came at the right time.
and the nlp shit is masterful.
don`t even think about being so happy you could smile.
Glad to see you incorporate that Osho article in there (tricky as he was). It’s thought provoking stuff.
I dug the intro section of this latest post as the punchline seemed to come with that “Non Habit Forming” pharmaceutical video later in the post. Set up and zing.
Good stuff.
Alistair: How’d your second date go with the charming church lady?
Peace, all
Bob
Find out what the objective of reality is. Don’t try to be objective. Two different things.
> Don’t try to be objective.
That’s one of those negative commands, darn you!
A wise man once told me the brain cannot process ’should’ either.
Well, hey. Objectivity has become one of the central conceits of science. This exclusive focus is of course complete tosh and needs a good kicking.
Objective = intent = design?
Maybe I do need to go stare at some ivory towers for a while.
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I’m reminded of Pirsig’s take on evolution: it’s not moving /towards/ anything so much as /away/ from something.
Oh, oh, spaghetti-o!
“To achieve the impossible, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.”
metal wearing fairies at the olympics in athens told me to tell you: NEW: ThankYou
there’s a dr who episode where the tvs ate the people’s faces and screamed, “feeeeed me, the Wire is hungry..”
Tommy: What are you?
The Wire: I’m the Wire. And I will gobble you up, pretty boy. Every last morsel.
[the TV image becomes colour]
The Wire: And when I have feasted, I shall regain the corporeal body which my fellow kind denied me.
Bishop: Good Lord! Colour television!
“If God spoke everything into existence as the Genesis record proposes, then we should be able to scientifically prove that the construction of everything in the universe begins with a) the Holy Spirit (magnetic field); b) Light (an electric field); and c) that Light can be created by a sonic influence or sound,” Samuel J. Hunt writes on his website.
it’s the ultimate bubble, bubblicious….
Objectivity just needs redefining.
There is a thing to be observed - it just happens to contain everything including the observers.
Pirsig somewhere has an image of a figure sitting sorting sand into two piles.
I have an image in my head of a mandala, four quadrants, four elements…
There’s me
and there’s the thing I’m looking at across from me
and there’s all the other things around and about
and there’s a space in which this is happening
I observe dispassionately
and I empathise
and I am changed by the observation
and I can change the observed
and all this occurs simultaneously, like a candle burning wax to liquid to vapour to flame
and there’s a place I must stand to see all this going on
and that is objectivity.
Well, actually ‘objectivity’ is a really crap word for whatever that is but I don’t really have anything better. Except that ‘objectivity’ needs replacing with whatever that is. A fifth element kinda thingy, a hidden quintessence.
jehova the founding father of science objectively fenced off trancendence and stood outside his world only to watch the world suffer from his created faultline