the timboucher experience

I have a request: that you speak to me only in pop song lyrics from here on out. You and I have nothing to say to one another that hasn’t already been said better elsewhere by people with longer hair and tighter pants and more passionate pelvic thrusting in one ear and out the other.

There are two basic approaches to manipulating people. In one, you manipulate people solely for your own good. In the other, you do it equally for your good and their good. In the second type, moreover, you deeply empathize with and even become more like the people you want to influence. You allow them to work their magic on you at least as much as you work your magic on them. Guess which kind I’m urging you to express right now, Capricorn.

A lover, a lyre, an instrument that plays you too. I want to be part of the stories you tell people after I’m gone. I want to smoke all your microjuana and kiss your garbage cans with lips turnedburned red from filmfire. I will meet you beneath the Unidome. Me and you keeping it real inside of the condensation of dog year employees. The Soviet Union is on fire without your MichaelJackson CrotchPanther…

Tattoo store employee Emily Wynne-Hughes told Usmagazine.com Britney had arrived agitated and, when asked why she had shaved her head, replied: ‘I don’t want anyone touching me. I’m tired of everybody touching me.‘ Hughes added: ‘She wasn’t making sense at all and you could tell she’s not in a good place. After she left, we just looked around and said to each other, “We just saw a huge celebrity on the verge of a nervous breakdown”.’

The only reason people are freaked out about Global Warming is because we’ve become cut off from our roots as natural beings existing on a planet, with the bounty of Nature. Now, when the wind blows and ice falls from the sky, we all think the end of the world is coming and throw up a big umbrella of words to protect us from getting wet. “Everything’s still basically the same as it used to be. Fire hurts you when it burns you. If you fall in water, you drown.” (Unwed Mother/Too Soon to Love [1958])

winged creature as being such because of its wings. destruction, increase and change of place from diminution, and so changes, becoming cold instead of warm, ill instead of well. So it qualities, should be either black or white, cold or hot, for something.

party of armed soldiers, and, in their midst, a tall man in a great Again, perception is generated at the same time as the perceiving of nature, which, belonging to the same genus, are distinguished something else that is meant. Similarly, the expression double has slave is said to be the slave

Nowhere else in history has there ever been a flag that stands for the right to burn itself. This is the fractal of our flag. It stands for the right to destroy itself.

Commerce City wants to change its name. What would you change it to? People think, maybe rightly so that changing what you call something changes the nature of the thing itself. Magic in its most elemental form. Gods become demons become fairytales become movies become footnotes in the underwear drawer of history.

“Commerce: that means industry. City: that means a lot of people,” said Stallsworth. “This town is about commerce – our oil refineries, trucking companies. This area is blue collar. It is industry. Why would we want to change something we’ve made money at?”

McIntyre says it’s because the area has changed and its past doesn’t reflect its future.

“Commerce is good,” said McIntyre. “But Commerce City doesn’t bring an image to your mind of the beauty of the northern range here or the beauty of the wildlife refuge.”

Commerce City estimates it will cost nearly a million dollars to change the signs and logos around town if the name changes.

Believe in power, love’s power. I met a redneck on a Grecian isle, who did the goat dance very well. “The electromagnetic fields of a person’s heart, which extend beyond their own body space, may influence the brain of someone who touched them or was close by.” Oh yeah, stroke that sandcastle baby. The only one who can catch us, the anarchy police. (Embedding disabled by request)

Now keep in mind he can’t control
When the movies begin or end,
Because he used the extra parts
To make his robot friends.

When did Reuters establish an entire Second Life division? I mean, seriously. What the fuck? Go back into your bunkers people. The bombing of YourReality® has only just begun!

Do you live inside Second Life? Have you got solid SL design and building skills? Do you dream in LSL code?

If so, then do we have a job for you!

It’s the best of both worlds: you can work on fun, cutting edge technology with a stable company that won’t disappear tomorrow.

Reuters is looking for solid Second Life citizens — people whose avatars are at least six months old — to help us build our next-generation presence in Second Life.

The act of Kissing is a frequency modulation mechanism whereby two covenental entities may establish a symbolink interface, so that each moment each one may be amazed by all things, like dogs licking themselves in the wilderness. Right speech, right action. The hothands of our first delivery. The porch we built a dream on. A white notched column climbing up to the moon. Sun half risen. Eggs over easy on a summer day. That interpretive dance you performed while eating garbage from my living room. Time is me reading you to sleep over and over again. You are the ADD animal. You will be drugged into submission. Your paintings became mannequins became robots became people became aliens and angels. I rocked you back into the healinghealth of deathpeople. You can carry me home with your shining septagrams. I will wait. I always have. Posticules to seek you out. Tiny spider hands biting me in the darkness. The deleted scenes of your life: here they are. I am handing them back to you. Hang onto them this time. The blink edit the jump cut of your Men In Black movie execs.

Smells just like temples in India! - Parents, the Anti-Drug [unless your parents do drugs, which would probably make things run a lot more smoothly for everybody.] - Honestly, when people tell me they don’t like smoking microjuana, I always want to tell them that they just aren’t doing it right. If you don’t buy this product, then your staff will stay well-informed about your business practices. You wouldn’t want that, would you? (Enforce compliance with ease!)

“I want to be a politician,” [Charles] Barkley said. “I think I understand how the system works, I think a lot of politicians are corrupt, and it’s about time we put some people in there who are going to look out for the majority of the people instead of the rich people.”

You’re strong medicine these days, Leo. You’re 100-proof mojo. You might want to consider pinning a warning label to your shirt or jacket. It could say something like “Caution: Contents are hot, slippery, and under pressure. Use at your own risk.” It’s not that you’re evil or neurotic. It’s just that as you revisit and revision your deepest psychosexual questions, you have so much cathartic potency that you’re likely to transform everything you touch into a more authentic version of itself. People with weak egos will be afraid of that, while those with strong constitutions will love it.

Baby swallowed in a self-contained eatShit&dIePod, sucking on teats of blackberry cowslip wine. She whines a little in the creation gate advert. She saves the littlest ones from the Electrolux insect sprayerwhips. The messages are saccharine. The words you coat me with are Splenda. The King can do nothing on his own. He is only as strong as his servants. He leverages their power as his own because he himself is at the center of nothingatall. Put your invis-u-link into my port. Scratch me behind the ears with your wires and devices. Newsweek says men are depressed and live in the shadows. Fuck Newsweek. Fuck the shadows. I’m a rough boy.

And remember kids, you can’t beat the Axis if you get VD!

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