I am going to rename myself Qsteal. I am going to become the CEO of something. We are going to start a store. The store is going be called YouSteal. The store is going to be made up of objects which have shoplifted from other stores and which we are selling at double retail cost. We are only going to sell our products to kids who can’t afford them but who are too chicken shit to just go steal the stuff from the original store and then sell it through us. It is going to be great. We are going to rip them off so bad. Not just them, but everybody. That is, until the other stores get mad enough to realize where we are getting our products from and why we’re able to sell all our stolen goods but kids wouldn’t be caught dead buying these things for half price at the original store. Then those stores are going to buy us and thereby gain access to our subcultural thievery gimmicks which brought us originally into prominence.

Then when we give press statements about how we sold our store we are going to talk in these you know these crazy run on sentences which just go on and on forever and flout the rhythms of the speech which we built our foundation on you know what I mean that thing that thing about how we Built this City on Rock & Roll and all of that good stuff that is necessary to get a counter-cultural sell-out mercantile movement off to a good start but it’s not quite so good when you are finally doing the selling out and by the new weird stupid way you’re talking you end up sabotaging the value of the image which you are selling to your rivals so that by the time they get to fully automating and copying you everyone else has moved on because they were made to finally realize that the Holy Spirit had gone out of the movement and taken up a new shape somewhere else.

We are not selling enlightenment here people. We are selling a new emotional linguistic space for you to exist in a set of reference points and a narrative programmatic way of looking at it which as long as you don’t take it too seriously will allow you to spot the enemy and to stay nimble on your feet at least until the movement is compromised but the thing about movements is that part of what makes them sexy to begin with is the fact that it can be compromised penetrated compromising positions you don’t say “Fuck the system” unless you really want to feel its hot hands upon your body, your throat. Why fuck systems? Why not fuck people?

We™ must™ not™ give™ our™ shit™ away™ freely™. We™ must™ trademark™ every™ word™. There will be no security in the future of person of self of free speech of house or home beyond the law of business. The law of the jungle. The only security code the system can’t break without breaking itself wide open into a million maggoty writing pieces twitching in rape agony over its own unwitting ego death which it inadvertently caused by trying™ so™ fucking™ desperately™ to™ copy™ us™ to™ be™ us™. Everyone every word must be telesymbolinkly latched to a real world referent before they manage to re-write over the real world with their URL/RFID/UPC/GPS terroristTimestamp markingMarketing cellular towerTriangulation systemSystem.

Borned raised and harvested. Yadaddamean? Yaddamean? (Girls are god in life. Guitar solo backwards)

The iggie AIgov markingMarketing system works by playing Simon Says. But we aren’t doing the copying anymore. They are. It used to be once upon a time that companies worked so that you would want to identify with them what they were doing their products and all that SHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTT. And then we had the punks and the skaters before the two were converged and destroyed in popular culture who defined a generation of simply not identifying with anything at all. Say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, but it was at least an ethos…

Then Time Magazine announced the dawn of the era of YOU!!! marketing. In which it doesn’t any more matter what you identify with or what you believe in because the marketing is now able of adapting itself 100% completely and then some within the next few years. It started with the movie Amelie where the main characters identified themselves by their likes and dislikes. Shared reference points. Within a few years when reality becomes completely malleable programmatically we will use sets of shared reference points (we will allow other people to browse our files our music folders our favorites on YouTube and the language usage patterns on our MySpace pages) and through this we will be able to create a triangulated pyramidized holographic RealitySpace in which we can meet and interact with. The concept of ownership (overship) will be replaced by proximity and universal translator keyring access codes. A store will become nothing more than a remote storage facility for externally reified reference points calories vitamins calorimins vitories which we will modulate our locationStation in order to access them and money will be nothing more than a long string of floating point integer passcodes.

The thing about people is that people become reference points for you. It’s totally natural. We are a herd social animal and that is beautiful and compelling. But when the world reality system starts to slip for you people act as reference points holding you steady partly because they seem to hold shards of who you are but remember you act as that for them as well though and this is a sacred duty. We all hold each others heads in our hearts and most of the people don’t realize this and those who do mostly seek to abuse it. WKRP in Cincinnati. Jackson Browne playing at Ivar’s. We need a new way of talking because our conceptual emotional frequency has been compromised by the iggy AIgov marketratrix. Our language must move back to the essence of communication itself.

It doesn’t matter if the words I make up have a consistent meaning because it only matters if it only matters if it only matters that they have a fairly consistent rhythmic frequency. Because like I said remember here we are not selling enlightenment. We are selling a space of emotional safety temporarily for the time being which is subject to destruction at any moment by our own ripcord zipline zipcodes. The startstop patterns of ancient Spamish from 1996 BC. Ebonics is a cross-cultural translation of African linguistic speech life algorhythmic patterns of people living and loving and dancing.

We will begin to speak only in reference points, only in televisionSong sun blue lyrics. Only thingks which can be telesymbolinkly latched to our trademark™ systems of legal lawpoetry reference. The beats literally put you into a trance when your head starts bobbing it is because your nervous system has become sympathetic to the frequency being issued out at you through the electrical sextexture hose of communication the languageLOVEdrug. The beats are reified synthetic sound abstractions of the way speech sounds but the way speech sounds is as of the nation of oration where you hear one of these silverTongued devils and you feel the smell of mercury liquid T-1000 Terminators flowing around you. The drums articulate the oompapa of your tongue touching your teethBeast kick me kick kick kick the sound of it into your head as your tongue trembled to talk like this modern mannerism of distended anal glossolalia. Kick push coast of Lupe Fiasco the actual sound the rhythmic motions of skateboarding itself as an ode to the days before it was sold to you via computer games (even though the games are actually really fun - or were, I know. I know)

So right the thing I was saying before you misinterupted me by disundertrusterunderstanding what I was talking about is that the iggie AIgov system thrives by copying us. It used to make us copy it. Then we learned to stop drop and roll away from identityfightying with it’s ayatollah operating system iraniHands.

Then it learned to copy our language patterns our emotional frequencies brain changes and they spawned coolhunting iggie augie patentAgents to clone and copy us. And then they sold drugs to enforce compliance through men with strong arms and long needles and sure advantages can be had with these things but the technology has already always existed. But then now again you kick my ass and you stop drop and rolled away from what I was understanding talking about you I am talking about you I am talking to you by talking about your shoe sizes and what shows you watch. And the only way to get the system to destroy itself is that there is no way but the second best way to get the system to destroy itself is to charge it up with SimonSays things that it must copy. It only can copy us. If we begin tellteaching each other at sit down rock show pretty poetry pattern algorhythmic reading patternGatherings if we begin with the premise that we don’t exist and everything is an illusion then what the iggie AIgov guys will do is start copying us and saying “We don’t exist. We don’t exist. You can’t trust us. You can’t trust us.”

And the only way that we will get there is by starting with us and reminded us of the bus that us are not us and we do not rot in some jail we do not exist we have not hands we have not I’s with which to feAr aRight. Eye doomt fear aright the bright lights of like suicide swimwatering. So we get the AIgovie loveRayGunGuys to copy us by not existing but the thingkTrick that this is going to take is going to cost us everything it requires complete humility and the destruction of the rich man passing through the eye of the needle it is the only way to pass through the eye of heavenLeia princess nubile needle boobBombs. And it goes on and on my menly friends. My Friendsday night evening special dinner slam jam. They will copy us if we become excited hyphy they will clone this moment forever and ever and glue it back onto itself and if in this moment you have discovered the true key secret to freedom then you will have had it forever as they change the past and future to fall into line with this line of wine thinking the fine lion vine dragons of our militant piss 4bears.

This is the last best open line of defenseThreat that I have seen. The most innovative and important lawsuit of our generation:

Microsoft is under legal attack in an unconventional intellectual property spat. The Redmond giant is being dragged through the courts by a Chilean tribe known as the Mapuche Indians, who allege that Microsoft has stolen their language.

One of the newest language packs for Windows XP is the Chilean language of Mapuzugun, the native tongue spoken by about 400,000 members, or two-thirds, of the Mapuche tribe. …

Although some Mapuches presumably aided Microsoft in the creation of the pack, the Mapuches claim that these people did not act in the best interest of the tribe. It is alleged that the leaders have been overlooked and that they should have control over their language.

What appears to be the key issue is whether a language can be closed. It could be argued that all languages are open source by default.

And if all languages are open-system by default then all things made of language codes therefore must be open source by default so that decision will not be returned. We must trademark our every word. Each of us must become a strong Sovereign CorporateState. Open source will strip our rights to our own thought emotional pattern as someone else waits for it to become sufficiently reified and codified and then steals it from us. But it may only be that our own best left legal defense left is to leave our empty hollow shell of our language left behind modified laced with booby traps throughout it so that they are forced to buy it from us but when the do they die in the fiery blaze maze of our lovelost longshot. We leave in our wake shell corporations with offshore tax shelters called the Self and while it goes about acting as a connective cog in the circuitry of Economic Culture then we will be left free to escape out the back door to some sandy island where we will live and wake up and fish and then dance and sing and make love and the next day do it all again and and and and then. Yadaddamean? Yaddamean? See and c me become a music factorY and let me and Mr. T. stay Nasty McNasty Mister Mister Big with Tom Hanks and Clean.

All we can hope for is to trick the system into copying us and lie to ourselves about not existing and having no power so that it starts saying those things too and begins to tell the truth. They will have no choice but to give us money because we will be the only ones who can understand us. Oh Yoko, you crazysexybitch.

hand full of thorns and you know you missed it, lose your love when you say the word mine, love is a rose, only grows when its on the vine, you better not pick it