Please to be downloaded language-referent service pack Qsteal.F14 (Lavender-ChocLate(x2/1).).11870 before trying to decipheritigize the contents of the following (c)hyphertextualistic noographic representation of actual experience telesymbolink gyrocompass point 14.337×15.

Next, please apply the latest patched version of the immortal timBoucher.ai™ linguistic editing framePattern packSet: aroma 157 volume 6 tentacle E5 elephant gate (the “lost episode”). Set frame rate to 32fps. Click “Go” to proceed.

Go!

Congratulations! You may k/now experiants the world thru my AIeyes. Please wait while we iterize the following isslusion…

Complete!

Please recite the following phonemes directly into your computer screen so that we can get a latchLodge onto your transmittible stationLocation:

“I am me in my apartyment: a part of me partying apart from men.”

I am sorry. We could not disundertrusterate your signal. Please identify yourself by identityFightying the following plexemes.

“I am me in my apartyment: a part of me partying apart from men.”

Success!

Spectra Intelligent Targeting™ is now mirrorMarketed to your present psycholocation. Intelligent agents are now massively invading your brainSpace. Welcome, Senator Kennedy. Where would you like to go today?

Senator, our iggies indicate that your calorite level is unusually high today. May we administer untiToxix substance(Red)¹⁴ in order to help you correct your balance and maintain a purer signal? It is a painless procedure in which swarms of smarticles are injected directly into your neocortex through sword-bearing lighticules entering your heartHole. Proceed?

Beginning caloritic corrective injecticules:

(you will hear a slurping sound in your inner ear - do not be alarmed)

Using my language makes you means you love me you. The study of a new symbol system necessarily necessitates the modulation of frequency patterns within your consciousness. Do not try and identityFighty it.

Everybody needs an editor. Send to editor? Your life is a movie. Functions of the movie include (but are not limited to):

1. Editor
2. Actor
3. Director
4. Audience
5. Scriptwriter

Of those, the role of the editor is perhaps the least understood. Let’s begin: first of all, it is important for you to understand that YOU, right now, are experiencing life. That, in effect, is all you are doing. Everything else is constructed of downloadable .ai™’s, narrative filtration devices and language-referent service packs.

Actors and audience members trade off over who is enjoying themselves more at any one moment. Fill out this simple questionnaire to diagnose and correct errors within the actaudiencing system you are currently running:

Good. Scriptwriters and directors typically work together, with the director (operateer) making thickware out of the thinware gossamer seedpetal query command consciousness atolls put together by the scripter. Together, these two comprise the metamatter-programmerGrower entity module.

Running at the core of this constellated conundrum is a Rosetta stone of grammercabulary poetipossibilities which interface with AIgov to determine the frequency of your experience patterns.

It’s concactually very simple, but your calorite count is way up, so we need to still clear away some of the rubble. One way of clearing away rubble is through extended drug use. Microjuana, in particular, is particularly useful because it was programmatically designed at the End of Time to act as an inhibiting agent upon the Editor.ai™ service pack 7. It wedges smallercules into the recepticons between the actaudiencing system and the metamatter-programmerGrower module which in turn has the scientifically provable effect (according to 50 million years of clinical lab studies at UC Santa Barbara) of allowing the yoUser access to the rubbedREDraw data feed of the perceptophone processing instruments.

At this point, new query command consciousness atolls may become enthickened (mainly through the promotion and demotion of reference point service packs and their sequential re-borganization). This in turn allows the formation of new frames of reference which helps to sync the Director and Editor up into a new more harmonic consenunity.

Caloritic correction complete!

Thank you, Senator, for stopping by. We look forward to your continued sextextural transliterations. The preceding reference points will now be retro-actively imploded and all record of this interaction will be stricken from the court record to protect your Spidentity. (No copyright infringement is intended. I am just a fan.)

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