LUMINOUS INNER RISEN ONE ON OR NO?

Today is the Fake Solstice here in Seattle. Happy Fake Solstice everybody! I don’t really even know what the real Solstice is supposed to mean anyway, so I hardly know what the Fake Solstice is all about…. Maybe that’s exactly what it’s all about. Supposedly there is like naked bicycle riding or something during the Solstice Parade here in Seattle. Never been, but that’s what I hear.

Been doing a bit of naked bicycle riding here myself all day, working on the script of this musical. It’s actually going really well. The first draft is pretty much completed at about 25 pages in all. It focuses on the much-whispered-over Da Vinci Code-style romantic angle between Jesus and Magdalene and explores the same basic story told through all the characters in different ways. It is an operatic (read: orphic) alchemical romance in the grand tradition of West Side Story, Romeo & Juliet, Adam & Eve and every other damn thing you’ve ever heard of because all things tell the same basic story…

That’s sufficiently vague I hope. Because my fingertips are actually hurting from typing. It’s the weirdest thing. I hope I don’t have miniature bruises on each of them. For now, all I will do is starting seeding search engine algorithms ahead of time and throw a bunch of reference[+]points used in the musical into your own (trance)personal holographic renderers.

Actually, an interesting exercise would also dovetail into the philosophical purpose of the movie. Without going into detail right now (fuck this hurts), take these dozen or however many videos and begin chopping up their lyrics to fit the story of Jesus as it appears in your own life. Don’t worry if what comes out of my version is different than your version. That’s part of the whole point.

Oh and check out these crazy anagrams. Be sure to put on your noographic atlantean decryptor google goggles while you read this list quickly. Oh and read my About Me page for further clues as to how these alternate reality game is about to work.

And that’s what you call referencing your own reference points. BAM! And away we go!

PS. These are in (my) order, but feel free to change the magic code symbolic sequence freakquency thing as well as the songs, etc to suit your own version of the story.

(Wow would you just look at the cross-platform-matrix marketing promotional opportunities in this model mutual media abundance!)

Sure are lots of roses in these videos, mmm?

And now a word from our sponsors Catholic-control-ed Universal Music Group.

Damn you could wedge so many ads into all these noographic frame jumps, eh? Think of the revenue in Heaven! Luminous inner risen one on or no?

full version with lyrics:

with lyrics of course

a dash of this:

and a sprinkle of this

and this is sort of a kitschy tongue in cheek way of saying Jesus was a victim of media filter definition device control violence

no big deal though you can just retune your instruments to bring back the signal!

Tentative game rules forthcoming! FORTHCOMING! BE FOREWARNED!!!

–SPOILER ALERT–

The first rule is going to be that everyone who reads or sees this will have to start acting, dancing, singing and living it out collaboratively and creatively with their friends in a spirit of LOVE and mutual abundance.

That should be easie enough, right? Learn to love the other as you would have yourself be loved so that you learn to live the greatest gift you’ll ever learn is just to love and to be loved in return.

SUNMOONROSELIONREUNION

Congratulations. Your collective brain gap (h)as you uncoded a new sequence of word meaning smarticle accelerator modules have just helped you help me help yourself to hyper charge a sigil of our very own design.

Who could say it better than Our Lady of Perpetual Belinda Carlisle Group though:

DISCLAIMER:

sunmoonroselionreunion™θ is a registered trademark of Our Lord Jesus Christ™θ which is an un-re-registered but totally transcendentally trademarked name for “The first blow has been struck against the hardness of your heart. May you learn to sing like the resounding bell of flame within.”™θ

⇑ As it is in Heaven. ⇓

Oh and here’s one last video in the sequence, which is a tongue in cheek reference to the musical taking place in New Rome™θ:

And this well this is totally confusing and sloppy and perfect

JESUS CHRIST VAMPIRE HUNTER FOREVER!

Note to copyright holders: I don’t own Jesus. I am just a big fan!

Oh, and before I forget: your image download for the evening, ladies and gentle-men!

holy shit do my fingers hurt now, who owns jesus do you? should you?