the timboucher experience

Fuck it, why do we have to wait five years for another arbitrary Y2K-type non-event if we can just as arbitraririly(?) move that date up five years and however many days so that 2012 becomes right now and also tomorrow and the day after that. Right? Isn’t that what we are really going for here: tricking ourselves with language to make our lives better for a little while? Why wait for vague prophecies to come true when you could have that experience of life all the time right now? It’s called Free Will folks. It’s not a mystery how the world works: you get what you ask for and you are how you act. It’s so fucking simple. Ask seek knock. Commands to control the universe. Not an unprovable belief system. Simple science, the bedrock of Truth. If you’re against science, then you’re against the Truth, is what I think. But there is Science and Knowledge, and then there is the application of and proper use of.

So let’s just strip that mechanism down to the bone. Okay? Anorexia? Bulimia? OCD? ADD? Diets. What are diets? Diets are systems of language which you adopt and attach meaning to by ritual associations with physical actions and behavior patterns. Look, now you’re not fat any more! If you want to stop being an asshole, stop acting like an asshole. If you want to stop obsessing, stop fucking obsessing about it.

Want to lose weight? Start telling people you are on a diet and talking about how difficult it is to stay disciplined but simultaneously imply that you’re better than them because of it. But totally be joking. Don’t actually diet at all. Just apply it within the ritual context of conversations which take place around food. All you are doing is focusing your intentions and if you stop acting a certain way, you will stop being that way, and you will actualize your intentions through the MAGICAL MYSTERIES of simple cause and effect caused by real world action. It’s not mysticism everybody. That’s just a word wizards made up to look cool but everyone those dudes are just big dorks.

The point is: Don’t lie. Don’t steal. Don’t do what you hate. Just start creating the reality you know you deserve by unabashedly expressing what you’re really all about instead of hiding behind emotional artifices which you think noone can see but which actually limit your ability to really express yourself. We all secretly suspect we’re actually completely awesome. It’s like that Will Ferrell movie or whatever the fuck it is. He says something like “I don’t know if you know this, but I’m kind of a big deal.” But actually be a big deal though. Be the reason for people’s hearts to get flighty when they get close to you. Be really you and it and stop hiding behind whatever that is you won’t let go of. 2012 is right now. We don’t have to wait. We’re not supposed to suffer. That’s not why we were sent here. We were sent here to experience His Love™ and he doesn’t care what the fuck you call it as long as you just don’t shut yourself down to it anymore. He knows you are seeking it in all things you do but just can’t seem to make it connect somehow or sometimes or both or neither. Just let go of that one terrible thing you’ve always been holding onto that you just can’t or won’t let go of because you’ve forgotten how to forgive.

What does Thank You Thank You say? To forgive is for to give. To forget is for to get. Say that a few times fast. When you forgive, what you’re doing is engaging in the free unfettered expression of beauty without the need for or expectation of exchange in kind. You show that you’ve earned what you’ve learned and learned what you’ve earned. Now give that a quick glanceover again kids, won’t you?

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