Attention Deficit Disorder is a sophisticated assault on the word “add” which simply means to increase, to improve in value. ADD pumpers want us to believe that all adding does is attaching extra anxiety in such a way that a dysfunctional discharge appears alongside a disemboweling disorder. Be careful, things may start happening fast.

Abstraction Difficulty Disorder [add + value]
Attraction Dementia Disrepair [add + value]
Alternate District Diaspora [add + value]
Available Distraction Differences [add + value]

We’re all equal. We should all be plus. (What, you seem nonplussed?)

[Garrett, I am going to start calling some of these in…]