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1. carlos Says:
   October 24th, 2007 at 9:38 am

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2. carlos Says:
   October 24th, 2007 at 9:53 am

   Associated Press 23rd October 2007:

   Under pressure from environmental groups, Al Qaida has announced that all future acts of terror will be carbon neutral. ‘Everyone has the right to be terrorized, but nobody wants to feel guilty about how this impacts climate change,’ a spokesperson said today at the launch of Large Bloodstain, Small Footprint.

   The initiative, spearheaded by Hill & Knowlton, aims to replace conventional explosives with environmentally friendly nuclear weapons. Payloads will be delivered in hybrid vehicles and victims given advance warning of attacks so that they may purchase carbon credits to offset the greenhouse gases emitted when they are vaporized.

   Al Gore welcomed the move, stating, ‘It’s time for the perpetrators and victims of terror to take responsibilty for their actions.’