I personally don’t like all the sheep-throwing and other bullshit in Facebook. And don’t as a groan-ass man be sending me no “poke” digitally. I’ll come over there and kick your corny ass SO FAST - all the way back to France or outer-space or wherever the fuck you people came from!

Adam Nash, LinkedIn’s senior director of product, emphasized that Google is allowing participating social networks to decide just how open they want their OpenSocial platforms to be. “(OpenSocial) doesn’t change the fact that we truly have no interest in zombie biting and food fights on LinkedIn,” he emphasized. “In order to be in the LinkedIn directory, we will have some set of standards.”