Scientists Discover: Thoughts May Not Matter

A scientific study at a major university has unequivocally proven that you shouldn’t indulge every little thought that you have as having actual importance.


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This entry was written by happy thanksgiving, y'all!, posted on November 27, 2007 at 12:46 pm.

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  1. carlos
    Posted November 28, 2007 at 6:21 am | Permalink

    every?

    you mean any

    RTFA ;)

  2. carlos
    Posted November 28, 2007 at 7:05 am | Permalink

    hmm, the ;) was too much, don’t you think?

    hello? so, what’s in the news today? how bout those Helliburton death camps? Just do it, I’m lovin’ it, etc. Are y’all as excited as I am? I heard they have wireless broadband and iphones and less fat than regular death camps. blog dvd mp3 hdtv blog dvd mp3 hdtv RIP. Save us, Ron Paul. Deliver us unto Mr Splashy Pants. We’ve got fucking nothing left, ha ha ha, cos you can’t say ho ho ho no mo.

    I’s in ur epiphenomenae, feigning existenz!

    OMG, typing everything I think is only making things worse! Aaaarrggh, my thoughts and feelings are of no consequence!!!! Please tell me my actions still matter… they don’t? oh noes, somebody call an existentialist THAT DOG HAS A PUFFY TAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I think it would be better not to die, don’t you?

    Notice that she never answers…

    end transaction

  3. alistair
    Posted November 28, 2007 at 9:33 am | Permalink

    smithers, release the hounds.

    er, sir? our lawyers say that would be illegal.

    damn thier oily hides!

  4. Tim Boucher
    Posted November 28, 2007 at 5:47 pm | Permalink

    What if, like Carlos is suggesting above, all thoughts are in fact intrusive?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intrusive_thoughts

    Intrusive thoughts are unwelcome, involuntary thoughts, images or unpleasant ideas that may become obsessions, are upsetting or distressing, and can be difficult to be free of and manage.[1] Intrusive thoughts, urges, and images are of inappropriate things at inappropriate times, usually falling into three categories: inappropriate aggressive thoughts, inappropriate sexual thoughts, or blasphemous religious thoughts.[2] Most people experience these thoughts; when they are associated with obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD) or depression, they may become paralyzing, anxiety-provoking, and persistent.

  5. alistair
    Posted November 29, 2007 at 8:21 am | Permalink

    that would be a generalisation. he fails to take into consideration the types of thoughts beamed into one`s mind from a satellite circling earth or from a giant transmitter in the arctic circle, or from some evil geniuses basement, or, or, or, that devious 12 year-old kid from down the street who you didn

  6. alistair
    Posted November 29, 2007 at 8:40 am | Permalink

    `t tip at christmas last year.

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