Ten Tips To Safeguard Your Family From Identity Theft:

Cut up all your credit cards, burn all your money, destroy all the products you own, remove yourself from everyone you’ve ever known. Sever your hands and head. Change your DNA. That way you won’t have any identity to steal. No one will know who you are. You can go anywhere and do anything you choose to.

Either stop letting other people tell you who you are or find people who will tell you new and better stories about yourself. Start making up fake names and personal histories. Create costumes and voices to go along with each character. Go out in public dressed and acting like each one. Get a job as each different character, a girlfriend, an apartment. Radical identity experimentation. You are who you say you are, who you become. Make yourself. Market yourself. Prostitute yourself. Give everything away to the highest bidder. You don’t need it any more.

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