“Super Delegates”
I had the misfortune of watching local Baltimore news a few nights ago and they were talking about this “super delegates” bullshit. But the real beauty part of the whole thing was they interviewed a talking head by the name of, get this:
RICH MASTERS
I shit you not. That was the guys name. The Strategist suggested that his middle name was probably “White”…
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February 10th, 2008 at 8:46 pm
That’s awesome. He was born Richard, chose Rich (to be cool, and it is) but you know everyone calls him Dick behind his back.
For cool names it’s hard to top the #1 on this list.
I’m kinda curious as to what name people would choose for themselves to reflect their ’super’ status or what they would like to be if they’re not actually super yet.
I’m kinda partial to Blast Radius. I like my personal space. I also like to calculate how much harm will befall those who invade it.
From now on we’ll be spelling everything with letters.
February 10th, 2008 at 8:47 pm
oops forgot linky:
The 9 Manliest Names in the World
February 11th, 2008 at 12:56 am
I’m changing mine to “Big Elk”
February 11th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
Well, first I said “White” , and then I amended it to “Slave…” For the record.
February 12th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
blast radius is good. clint torres anyone?
February 13th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
I still like the old episode of the Simpsons where Homer changes his name to ‘Max Power’ after he sees it on a hairdryer.
February 13th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
Yeah that shit is amazing!
February 14th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
I like my wu-tang name - drunken contender
I like Axe Spectak if I had to choose one.
February 14th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
Simpson-wise, I like when Marge gets implants and Homer wants to call her
chesty larue or busty st-clair :~)