Burqa Bagism

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I’m surprised more celebrities aren’t Muslim, if they have such problems with the paparazzi. The burqa is like an automatic scramble suit. Maybe the bag helps you filter out the world too. I’m also not just talking on a quasi-theoretical level here either. I’ve been thinking about this for a while: electronic technology that acts as like orbital digital reproduction deterrence. Little clouds of clacking camera bugs who flood enemy apertures. Market it and sell it. Make millions. I don’t care.

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This entry was written by happy thanksgiving, y'all!, posted on October 21, 2008 at 7:03 pm.

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  1. sean
    Posted October 22, 2008 at 3:20 am | Permalink

    Malkovich!

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