This is totally amazing! Best eBay concept auction I’ve seen in a while, even if it is just a variation on the “Buy Land On Mars!” trick. The email address from it goes here. I’ve been thinking lately that when time travel does exist, it will probably be patented by a corporation. Would you want just anybody running around back and forth behind the scenes/seams between the twines of time? Probably not. It would also be funny if when they sent people back in time, they dressed them up in period-accurate costumes, except that when they get there, they would discover how weird and inaccurate our conception of particular points in the past really are. I also think when they invent time travel people will probably go back and steal famous treasures or try to positively influence events to make their families more powerful. That same old kind of shit people have been doing forever without time travel.

Screw this twenty dollar ticket on eBay though, I’ll give away tickets free right here if I have to! You want one? Sign up below.