Essential Time Traveler Glasses*

Mandated for all consumizens by the SEC & FCC, which fuse into one super-organization that can even control the weather in the year 2012.

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*Also keeps out harmful atomic and UV rays!


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This entry was written by happy thanksgiving, y'all!, posted on October 28, 2008 at 3:28 pm.

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4 Comments

  1. ian
    Posted October 28, 2008 at 5:04 pm | Permalink

    Here’s a little time-travel SF for you. Ties in the idea of collecting obsolete machinery as well.

  2. Jet
    Posted October 28, 2008 at 6:17 pm | Permalink

    If you’re still looking for that time traveler hat (and want to buy one), they have ‘em at the costume store up in Towson on Goucher Rd.

  3. Big Elk
    Posted October 28, 2008 at 6:25 pm | Permalink

    You know, that would look pretty cool with the glasses - if I can find them. I checked at three Rite Aids, a grocery store, an optician and a neighborhood pharmacy and NONE of them had the klunky ass old school cataract glasses like I wanted. They all had these nouveau bullshit ones. Gonna try to get up to Walmart and check if they rolled back prices on that particular item.

  4. Julia
    Posted October 28, 2008 at 8:40 pm | Permalink

    Go to a thrift/resale store. They usually have eyeglasses.

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