Proposed Art School Curriculum

Call me old-fashioned, but this is what I think they should teach you in art school, as opposed to whatever bullshit classes they made me take before I dropped out:

  1. Exploring Perceptual Environments
  2. Principles of Beauty
  3. Properties and Behavior of Light
  4. Properties and Behavior of Sound
  5. Properties and Behavior of Mass
  6. Motion & Energy
  7. Human Behavior
  8. How to Build & Fix Things
  9. Safety & Staying Out of the Fucking Way
  10. Making Friends & Finding Steady Work

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This entry was written by happy thanksgiving, y'all!, posted on March 20, 2009 at 12:07 am.

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4 Comments

  1. Bret
    Posted March 20, 2009 at 7:46 am | Permalink

    I like this.

  2. Julia
    Posted March 20, 2009 at 10:01 pm | Permalink

    It shouldn’t be just for art school. If you learn this stuff you’ll have a happy life.

  3. Xtal
    Posted March 21, 2009 at 7:24 pm | Permalink

    I seriously need a “making friends” course. On second thought, I have no problem making friends, but no fucking clue how to keep them.

  4. The New Tim Boucher
    Posted March 21, 2009 at 11:02 pm | Permalink

    I should add another item to this list:

    *Observing natural systems

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