Folk Remedies for Human Electromagnetic Field Imbalances

Was talking today to a friend who said something about always mysteriously destroying electronic devices which come into his possession. I suggested it may be an electromagnetic field imbalance of some kind. I’ve heard of similar phenomenon in the past – people who consistently break or stop watches simply by wearing them, acute sensitivity to powerlines & transformers, things like that. But I’m curious: what would you include in a “medicine bundle” to offset such occurrences? Magnets? Certain kind of minerals, herbs? Is this a mercury thing?


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7 Comments

  1. Julia
    Posted December 23, 2009 at 2:54 am | Permalink

    I read an article by an Astrologer who said that this phenomenon happened to him, and especially when Mercury went retrograde. He kept extra/old electronic items around so the old ones would break down. He seemed to figure that if the physical objects experienced the ‘negative’ effects then other areas of his life wouldn’t experience them.

  2. Posted December 23, 2009 at 12:56 pm | Permalink

    Tiny little faraday cages made out of dental wire, and maybe a grounding wire wrapped around the ankle thats connected to the ground somehow?

    Brings to mind the SLI phenomenon as well…

  3. Posted December 23, 2009 at 8:47 pm | Permalink

    Grounding could easily just go down to shoes…

    Who wants to wear copper wire around their ankle though – unless its wrapped into some kind of electro-magnetic bracelet. Do you know how hard it is to find just simple magnets for sale? No grocery store, no drug store – only hardware stores, and then you usually only have one option in one size, one shape.

    http://www.skepdic.com/magnetic.html

    Of course, a single scientific study here or there that supports or fails to support a hypothesis should rarely be taken as conclusive. Many of these studies involve complex statistical analyses and due to such things as the small number of participants, the experimenter effect, and variables that are difficult to measure or control, the reasonable thing to do is wait for a consensus from numerous studies before making up your mind about such things as the effectiveness of magnets (or vitamins, etc.) on health.

  4. Posted December 24, 2009 at 1:19 am | Permalink

    Could be a mercury thing. Maybe RTFM might be a good therapeutic proscriptive. I think magnets might only add to the problem.

    Does the friend get heartburn a lot? Maybe he needs more magnesium in his diet.

    But what the heck do I know…Mesmer probably says something clever about this, n’est pas?

  5. JK
    Posted December 26, 2009 at 6:40 pm | Permalink

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    Even giving Tim the benefit of the doubt, when a mistake is made, the smart thing to do is to admit it and reverse course. That takes real courage. The way that Tim stubbornly refuses to own up to his mistakes serves only to convince me that if he opened his eyes, he’d realize that he easily impresses his rank-and-file followers using big words like “phenolsulphonephthalein”. His footling, nit-picky trained seals are nothing more than subservient blobs of easily controlled protoplasm. That’s why they’re so willing to help Tim threaten the common good. What I want to know is how many people have had their lives ruined by Tim. Dozens, unquestionably. Hundreds, very possibly. Thousands is not out of the realm of possibility. Regardless of the exact number, Tim hates people who have huge supplies of the things he lacks. What he lacks the most is common sense, which underlies my point that I challenge Tim to point out any text in this letter that proposes that women are spare parts in the social repertoire—mere optional extras. It isn’t there. There’s neither a hint nor a suggestion of such a thing. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

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  6. JK
    Posted December 26, 2009 at 6:58 pm | Permalink

    Apparently, the generator has been out for over a decade. This is the first I’d ever seen it. Where have I been?

    On the Internet of course! But damn, how did I miss this?

  7. Julia
    Posted December 26, 2009 at 8:47 pm | Permalink

    I lost the link to the research site.

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