Business & Money Archive

A Reverse ATM

Wednesday, October 31st, 2007

Paying in cash makes you a nuisance.

Physical paper records for transactions are frowned upon. (That way we can say you owe us whatever we want!)

Become accustomed to swiping an electronic identification tag. (Cash usage lowers reproductive viability.)

Smart Cards belittle your intelligence if you refuse to use them. Already rolling out in college campuses, which […]