Category Archives: Cosmology

Grid Density Explosion Immanent

The reason people don’t make paintings or sculptures of angels playing trumpets in exaltation of God’s Creation is because people stopped hearing it, not because it stopped being played. People talk about this “Glory of God” shit like its fucking over or something. I mean everybody acts like there was some fucking perfect cheesymonkey “Golden [...]

Be healthy don’t live silly life man

One thing I’ve found that’s funny is as you begin having stranger and stranger experiences which stray more and more from consensciousness, you find yourself less willing to talk about them. It’s not that I want necessarily to keep them secret, but that I know there are certain people I can talk about them with [...]

The New Handbook of How to Go Crazy on Purpose

I’ve learned what may be an important lesson lately: that when you start communicating with spambots, spambots start communicating back to you - in force. Only problem is, spambots don’t have a whole hell of a lot to say that doesn’t relate in a very superficial and confusing way to sex and sales or some [...]

Shit Help Bad Hot Army Boom Kill!!!

I keep getting spam emails breaking through my AI-assisted filter defenses which inform me how I have won an enormous “national lottery” in the UK.
Of course, I don’t live in the UK or anywhere near it.
Someday that might be fun to do though - nevermind winning all that money. In any event, I [...]

Incoming Friend Request: Approve?

A man in a white suit stands on a perfectly square platform in the middle of the desert. The dark blue sky of a setting sun recedes to the horizon behind him. He is walking into a light. The light is the light of an old-fashioned film projector. The man carries in his hand a [...]

Two Source Holographic Time

Our recent discussions on the nature of time have got my head spinning. Last night, talking to friends, I put together another possible model for “how time works” that we might play with and pick apart. I realize this sort of conjecture is probably rather grandiose in its scope, but so be it. I’ve seen [...]

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