Category Archives: Dark Arts

Dim Circle Reaches Toward Outward Home

The bad part of going crazy is that it’s so good.
By that I mean that it’s fun to have everything in the world suddenly start communicating with you meaningfully and vying for your attention. As hard as it ever gets to sort through all of it, it’s an absolutely stunning experience of being alive. [...]

A Practical Guide to Reality Rearrangement

“I Will Create As I Speak”
I don’t really do Google searches anymore. I mean, not the way I used to. Truth be told, I search for images about 10 times more than I do text searches anymore. I’ve come to a place where images hold more impact and meaning for me and teach me more [...]

A WASTELAND Of Customer Unawareness

The mannequins are back. Or at least one of them anyway. The male, of course. Figures. I didn’t stick around to look at him for too long, but I knew he would be back. And he had that same look again as last time: like he was really alive. Like he was looking back at [...]

Shakespeare to Dogs

I met the devil at a party. Actually I met him before that, but that’s where the story starts to get good. What do they call that? In medias res. Anyway, like I said, I met the devil at a party. The first thing I asked him was how he would feel about playing the [...]

Grid Density Explosion Immanent

The reason people don’t make paintings or sculptures of angels playing trumpets in exaltation of God’s Creation is because people stopped hearing it, not because it stopped being played. People talk about this “Glory of God” shit like its fucking over or something. I mean everybody acts like there was some fucking perfect cheesymonkey “Golden [...]

nurian Z1 from Hanuribiz does e-dictionary one better

PS. I took that title from here. This is seriously the direction our language is going people. It’s about to get so absurd and confusing that when you look at it, everything is just going to be this spammy type of subculture specific jargon that is going to be absolutely mind-numbing and which will force [...]

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