Category Archives: Don't do drugs kids

Each One Tells His Own Version

Aditi sent me this:
Submerged stone structures lying just below the waters off Yonaguni Jima are actually the ruins of a Japanese Atlantis—an ancient city sunk by an earthquake about 2,000 years ago.
That’s the belief of Masaaki Kimura, a marine geologist at the University of the Ryukyus in Japan who has been diving at the site [...]

Wham City’s Operation Orange Cone

Throughout my travels in the seedy underbelly of Baltimore nightlife, I have been hearing whispered mention of a group of dark magicians referred to as “Wham City“, named after the George Michael supergroup, Wham!

Last night I was gifted with an interesting rumor regarding these fellows and their deep ties to local politics here in Maryland. [...]

Airport Hijackings

First, air planes got hijacked. Then Apple invented the AirPort. Now airports have heightened security and wifi connections for travelers. But they are not free and they cannot be hijacked. You must pay for the internet you get.

Remember kids!

Private language is dangerous because it makes the commies think you’re going to stop sharing your value with them.
The way out of the mental trap loop recursion box though is to reprioritize how your data sensors are filtering reality: try running the program “EVERYONE HAS A GOOD TIME.” (then their Falun Dafa torture machines [...]

Thinware, Thickware and Datawakes $$$

Start companies with these words in the title. They are power words. They will work you magic in tricking people into thinking you know about technology. But they are also teaching words: they make you think about the proper power and possibility of phrases which are themselves the most basic form of truth technology. Programming [...]

Why MySpace Sucks On Purpose

The reason MySpace has such a horribly ridiculous old-school interface and web application architecture is so that it works slowly and you have to spend a lot of time figuring shit out that should be easy and simple and quick. Wanna know why? So you spend more time on it, and more time looking at [...]

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