Category Archives: In Heaven

So Now You’re A Superhero…

A Guide For The Newly Uplifted

Let’s say, hypothetically, that you have suddenly become enlightened somehow or other. Now what?
First of all, cool! What a struggle to get to this place, am I right? To get here, you very likely had to pass through some serious fires on a personal level. And I commend you for [...]

SENSUAL GNOSTIC HOOPDANCE

I am trying to convince Jeremy Puma to get into doing this! He already has a hula-hoop snake in his logo!
{See also: whirling dervishes, kimetikos}

Remote Control Is Not Direct Control

If the only way you know how to control your life is with a remote control then it’s probably time to take direct contro [sic].
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Secret taught by living Jesus:

Secret taught by living Jesus: “If you know yourself then you know the Kingdom of God.”
From: “jagbir singh”
Date: Sun Jul 25, 2004 9:51 am
Subject: Secret taught by living Jesus: “If you know yourself then you know the Kingdom of God.”

Perceptual Blip-Tracking & Social Pingback Management

Within six months, there will be an entirely new paradigm guiding user experience and human interaction on the web. All we lack is the language to adequately describe it. For language is the program which enables us to write programs, as it were, by communicating our needs and desires to one another in a constructive [...]

Saving The Gnostic Body

A Practical Guide to Gnostic Masturbation
Jesus said, “Whoever has come to know the world has discovered the body, and whoever has discovered the body, of that one the world is not worthy.”
The importance of the body in Gnostic cosmology is cloudy to say the best. Philosophically, it seems like they often describe an existence in [...]

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