Category Archives: Military

Slant that old fucker moon that bringdown christ

I know I’m going to probably catch hell for publicly “flaming” somebody like this online, but hey. It’s always funny, right?
Anyway, on with the show. This guy:

What’s his deal? I mean *really* and you with ears to hear, hear me now? Who is he and what does he *really* stand for? Isn’t there something, I [...]

Hope isn’t stupid.

I mean, I know it seems like it is but it’s fucking not. Love isn’t fake either. It’s not a fairy tale. It’s not a fantasy. It’s not an “impossible dream” (though that’s a great song). It’s not something some people glimpse and some people don’t. It is the birthright of all free souls born [...]

Grid Density Explosion Immanent

The reason people don’t make paintings or sculptures of angels playing trumpets in exaltation of God’s Creation is because people stopped hearing it, not because it stopped being played. People talk about this “Glory of God” shit like its fucking over or something. I mean everybody acts like there was some fucking perfect cheesymonkey “Golden [...]

One-World Hyperspherical Moon(t) Govt Unit

Spidersex injection telecommunications relay re-control refi-orbital module node apparatus investigator/consumer. Spiders don’t just crawl: they weave. Weave follow or get out of the way as we rip up your insides and ingest your digestive tract. What Google does is allows you to narratize information strands on the web. As simple as that. Trigger-Happy ‘Smokin’ Aces’: [...]

Incoming Friend Request: Approve?

A man in a white suit stands on a perfectly square platform in the middle of the desert. The dark blue sky of a setting sun recedes to the horizon behind him. He is walking into a light. The light is the light of an old-fashioned film projector. The man carries in his hand a [...]

Dragonfly Robot Video

I eagerly await the day when a swarm of these robots (made by WowWee - inventors of the Robosapien) chases me to my own grisly death…

Found via one of the many blogs devoted to slobbering over technical inventions without consideration for where these things ultimately lead us simply beyond looking at them as “cool toys.”
Clearly [...]

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