A Guide For The Newly Uplifted
Let’s say, hypothetically, that you have suddenly become enlightened somehow or other. Now what?
First of all, cool! What a struggle to get to this place, am I right? To get here, you very likely had to pass through some serious fires on a personal level. And I commend you for [...]
You only have nothing when you live like you have nothing. If you live in and by abundance then that is what you will have. It sounds like warmed-over New Age tripe™, but it is not. There’s no point in me trying to reassure you. Just try it and see what happens.
How I view [...]
I’ll follow thee and make a heaven of hell,
To die upon the hand I love so well.
- A Midsummer Night’s Dream
The Hero’s Journey is incomplete unless he can return with the ultimate boon and bestow it upon his fellow man. Because the hero is thrust into danger and adventure not simply for his own sake, [...]
The reason people don’t make paintings or sculptures of angels playing trumpets in exaltation of God’s Creation is because people stopped hearing it, not because it stopped being played. People talk about this “Glory of God” shit like its fucking over or something. I mean everybody acts like there was some fucking perfect cheesymonkey “Golden [...]
There’s a story for children that starts like this: Prince Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Al Qaida-kaban. But the story isn’t real, it’s just designed to scare and excite children, like all stories. So let’s tell some better stories.
I realize that all the pattern-riding and roping I’ve been doing may not always be [...]
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