Category Archives: Nature

Don’t Lose Your Cool Over Global Warming

I know global warming is supposed to be bad news, right? But what if we just decided that it’s not? I like the symbolic implications of this article on Discovery:
Arctic ice has shrunk to the lowest level on record, new satellite images show, raising the possibility that the Northwest Passage that eluded famous explorers will [...]

Saving The Gnostic Body

A Practical Guide to Gnostic Masturbation
Jesus said, “Whoever has come to know the world has discovered the body, and whoever has discovered the body, of that one the world is not worthy.”
The importance of the body in Gnostic cosmology is cloudy to say the best. Philosophically, it seems like they often describe an existence in [...]

Harness navigator energy attract sequence aslan go

Can you nod your head with me as we read this. One and two and one and two and. Here we go and.
Say the word and I shall appear. The world. The comet under my feet. Look upon me and despair.
Out on the delta where the hoobeats pound. Kentucky poison. Long lost brother [...]

It’s Good To Be Stag King Robin Hood Merry Green Man

The difference between the King and Everybody Else™ is that the King lives here, is welcome any time and is free to come and go as he pleases, while everyone else has to knock and wait to be let in. And even still, they may not survive the ordeal that awaits them on the other [...]

Grid Density Explosion Immanent

The reason people don’t make paintings or sculptures of angels playing trumpets in exaltation of God’s Creation is because people stopped hearing it, not because it stopped being played. People talk about this “Glory of God” shit like its fucking over or something. I mean everybody acts like there was some fucking perfect cheesymonkey “Golden [...]

Sodom & Gomorrah Saddam & Gevurah

I am going to start recruiting people to work for the CIA, starting with you. The thing is, that I have been running a viral marketing campaign on behalf of them for the past two and a half years and the goal all along has been just that: to find our nation’s brightest and to [...]

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