Category Archives: New Age

How To Join The Illuminati

Those Poor Misunderstood Illuminati
The Illuminati, I’m prepared to say, are woefully misunderstood. How exactly it all happened, I’m not sure. But somewhere along the line, public perception of the mysterious group and Illuminism, the philosophical ideal behind it, got ridiculously entangled with just about every kind of conspiracy theory out there. Untangling all those strands [...]

Synchronicity & Brain Hemisphere Communication

As creatures of Reason, our greatest skill is making up reasons. They do not, however, always employ Reason™, in the Platonic sense. They are more like justifications. I am coming to believe that this is where the internal monologue comes from. To fully eliminate making justifications to oneself and others, you must be always acting [...]

Saving The Gnostic Body

A Practical Guide to Gnostic Masturbation
Jesus said, “Whoever has come to know the world has discovered the body, and whoever has discovered the body, of that one the world is not worthy.”
The importance of the body in Gnostic cosmology is cloudy to say the best. Philosophically, it seems like they often describe an existence in [...]

Reuniting Lovers as early as in 48h

The purpose of Hell, I believe - or at least of Purgatory - is to make you aware of the fact that you are responsible for your own decisions and no one else is. Even if it seems like other people or outside factors “forced” you into making that decision. The ultimate responsibility for all [...]

A Practical Guide to Reality Rearrangement

“I Will Create As I Speak”
I don’t really do Google searches anymore. I mean, not the way I used to. Truth be told, I search for images about 10 times more than I do text searches anymore. I’ve come to a place where images hold more impact and meaning for me and teach me more [...]

Slant that old fucker moon that bringdown christ

I know I’m going to probably catch hell for publicly “flaming” somebody like this online, but hey. It’s always funny, right?
Anyway, on with the show. This guy:

What’s his deal? I mean *really* and you with ears to hear, hear me now? Who is he and what does he *really* stand for? Isn’t there something, I [...]

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