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When you make the inner like the outer and the outer like the inner
Inspired by Jeremy Puma’s newly published commentary on the Gospel of Thomas, I thought I would try my hand at one of the bits that has always stuck out for me in that particular piece of poetry, saying number 22:
Jesus said to them, “When you make the two into one, and when you make the [...]
Grid Density Explosion Immanent
The reason people don’t make paintings or sculptures of angels playing trumpets in exaltation of God’s Creation is because people stopped hearing it, not because it stopped being played. People talk about this “Glory of God” shit like its fucking over or something. I mean everybody acts like there was some fucking perfect cheesymonkey “Golden [...]
Incoming Friend Request: Approve?
A man in a white suit stands on a perfectly square platform in the middle of the desert. The dark blue sky of a setting sun recedes to the horizon behind him. He is walking into a light. The light is the light of an old-fashioned film projector. The man carries in his hand a [...]
Peter Popoff’s Miracle Spring Water
If you remain unconvinced about the cancer-healing properties of Kabbalah Water, maybe you should give Reverend Peter Popoff’s Miracle Spring Water a try instead! Just go to his website and you can order some for free!
Of course, when they say free, they mean they will hit you up for donations afterwards. But hey, he’s still [...]
Anarchist Satellites?
A week or two ago, somebody wrote me a really long involved letter (obviously a form letter) asking if I wanted to join some kind of anarchist group. The whole thing was really confusing. Just because you’re an anarchist doesn’t mean you get to not make any fucking sense. Nor does it mean you get [...]
