Category Archives: What?

Each One Tells His Own Version

Aditi sent me this:
Submerged stone structures lying just below the waters off Yonaguni Jima are actually the ruins of a Japanese Atlantis—an ancient city sunk by an earthquake about 2,000 years ago.
That’s the belief of Masaaki Kimura, a marine geologist at the University of the Ryukyus in Japan who has been diving at the site [...]

How To Join The Illuminati

Those Poor Misunderstood Illuminati
The Illuminati, I’m prepared to say, are woefully misunderstood. How exactly it all happened, I’m not sure. But somewhere along the line, public perception of the mysterious group and Illuminism, the philosophical ideal behind it, got ridiculously entangled with just about every kind of conspiracy theory out there. Untangling all those strands [...]

2012 Is Right Now!

Fuck it, why do we have to wait five years for another arbitrary Y2K-type non-event if we can just as arbitraririly(?) move that date up five years and however many days so that 2012 becomes right now and also tomorrow and the day after that. Right? Isn’t that what we are really going for here: [...]

Thinware, Thickware and Datawakes $$$

Start companies with these words in the title. They are power words. They will work you magic in tricking people into thinking you know about technology. But they are also teaching words: they make you think about the proper power and possibility of phrases which are themselves the most basic form of truth technology. Programming [...]

Summer’s Last Great Watermelon Smashup

Last night at my house there was a “noise show.” Actually, I don’t know that all of the bands were “noise” bands, necessarily, as I skipped out early to play pool and pilfer day-old bread from the Essential Baking dumpsters. I don’t know if this is typical for concerts of this nature (I’m not into [...]

Harness Present Realities

There is a difference between intoxication and ecstasy. One comes comes from God, and the other comes from ingesting poisons. But where then, ultimately, does poison come from? Poisons are wonderful and I’ve had some lovely times with them, but they’re ultimately God’s middle men. There are many types of poison out there, only the [...]

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